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Here it is, slam poets, the info for how to make the 2007 team...
TORONTO POETRY SLAM
2007 SEASON RULES AND INFO
• A four-person team (plus one alternate) will represent Toronto Poetry Slam at the 2007 Canadian Festival of Spoken Word and (if possible) the National Poetry Slam Championship in Austin, Texas. But how to determine who will make the team?
• This year, Toronto Poetry Slam is instituting a season to determine this slam team. The season will run from January 2007 to May 2007, with the Semi-Finals taking place in June and the Finals in July.
• Whoever wins a slam from January to May is automatically entered into the Semi-Finals in June. The Monthly Champion is responsible for attending the Semi-Finals, lest he/she forfeit that spot in light of non-attendance
• There will be 12 poets eligible for the Semi-Finals. Since the Monthly Champions is guaranteed a spot into the Semis, the remaining eight will be determine by poets who have the highest average scores from their competed slams. They must also have competed in at least two slams between January and May.
• A poet’s total average scores is calculated by averaging his/her scores through all three rounds (if applicable), and then finding that total average for that month. The grand total average is determined by adding the monthly averages and dividing the number by the number of slams (much like last year’s Finals scorage)
• Note that even a first-rounder is eligible for Semis consideration, although that poet’s score would likely be lower than those who make it to the second round and beyond (Score creep, anyone?)
• Toronto Poetry Slam reserves the right to balance the bouts to ensure enough poets reach the 2-bout minimum qualification standard for Semi-Finals and Finals participation.
• The June Semi-Finals will consist of two rounds for each poet. Here, everyone starts fresh (no scores carry over from the season). Each of the 12 poets needs to have at least two poems ready for the Semi-Finals (and three different poems for the Finals). The order of performance in the first round will be randomly determined. In the second round, the poets appear in reverse order. While a champion will win this slam, and take home $75, it does not mean that the winner automatically qualifies for the team
• Rather, the eight poets with the highest aggregate average totals from the Semis will make it to the Finals in July (i.e. 26.6 + 27 + 29.1 = 27.56). The scores from the Semis will carry over to the Finals, so that the total final score will be the sum of all Semi-Finals and Finals scores for each poet. Averages are calculated at two decimals places, rounding up.
• No poem performed in the Semis can be performed in the Finals. It will result in automatic disqualification
• The Finals will proceed similar to the Semis: Eight poets randomly drawn for the first round, and then the second round the order is reversed. The four poets with the highest averaged scores from all four rounds of the playoffs (June and July) will make up the 2007 Toronto Poetry Slam Team. And like June, the July slam winner will win $75 and ‘nuff respect
• A fifth alternate poet will be selected from the Finals, and that poet will have a chance to join the Team in competitions at home and abroad. If a Team member cannot slam at a competition for whatever reason, the alternate will fill in.
• The 2007 Toronto Poetry Slam Team is responsible for fundraising efforts to secure airfare to compete at the Canadian Festival of Spoken Word in Halifax in October 2007. Also, the Team may wish to attend the U.S. National Poetry Slam Championship in the summer, as long as the Team organizes enough fundraisers and product sales to cover airfare and accommodation. Toronto Poetry Slam will assist the Team with fundraising and marketing whenever possible.
• Any questions or comments regarding these rules can be addressed by contacting info@torontopoetryslam.com
Dave “BigDeal” Silverberg
Artistic Director
Toronto Poetry Slam
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good on ya BFD for gettin the info out.
see ya in january for the 1st bout.
any ideas when you're gonna do the "all-champion" slam? sometime prior to the fest maybe?
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Thinkin of doing the all-champ slam in late May, in a slam not affiliated with the season, as a kind of Special Presentation. I'm considering May 26 as the date, with guest features Jamie Kilstein (remember him?) and Andrea Gibson.
word.
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I like everything I'm hearing...
Oh looking to do a rust belt qualifying slam in March...
Can we get help with venue?
Preliminary standings are now posted, with a detailed scoresheet for January to likely be up before the end of this week. Interesting to note that while Boonaa and I tied in the last round, he was the top scorer through all three rounds averaged while I was fourth. Amanda and Krystle were 2nd and 3rd respectively.
Boonaa and I proceed to the June semi-final automatically (the rest of y'all can fight it out amongst yerselves), with (at least) 4 more champion spots reserved and seven (at most) spots open to those with the highest average scores throughout the season.
No one has a huge lead on anyone right now; the biggest difference is between Dane and Rahul (a mere 0.75) while Amanda leads Krystle by only 0.05. So, really, the only point such a pointed table of points makes is that the points are not the point (the poetry is the point) - we all kick such volumes of ass that the differences seem to be pretty much arbitrary... a sad necessity of only being able to send four people to Hali.
That said, I'm still perfectly happy to take the slam champ escape hatch. Mwahaha.
Those interested should remember that they need to compete at least twice between now and May inclusively. I look forward to seeing who else tries their heart at it in the coming months.
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lucky you for escape hatches, i'd be nipping at your heels... and i go for achilles. ;}
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Webmaster, are you planning to release a more detailed breakdown of each month's slam? I'm talking round by round scores - so that there are official records for posterity.
Rahul
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Webmaster, are you planning to release a more detailed breakdown of each month's slam?
Worry not, Said Earth-Toned Child Born Out of Wedlock, that is indeed what I meant by detailed scoresheet. The page linked above will be where I note the latest standings in the sidebar, plus post round-by-round tables after each slam (I just got tired of HTML markup yesterday). I may also make an updated master spreadsheet downloadable each month, if there's interest. And just for fun maybe I'll scan Rob's scoresheet (replete with chicken scratch and a pretty good lil drawing of a mushroom) and put that up too.
Oh, and, call me Mike.
lucky you for escape hatches, i'd be nipping at your heels...
And I at Krystle's. And she at Amanda's.
Hm... all this nipping sounds kind of fun. Maybe I'll stick around.
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Detailed January scoresheet now available. You'll need a spreadsheet program (if you use MS Office or Open Office you're probably OK); it'll go up in plain text later.
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A little slice of slam - the scores from January in authentic Hurried Scorekeeper Scrawl, and a primitive pictogram which historians believe may shed much light on the nature of the Slam society. Did Slammers worship a mushroom god? Were they Smurfs? That's for you to decide, gentle viewer. We may never know for sure.
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HEY DAVE, a question for you:
Are you making sure that all slots are first available to those looking to make the team? I ask because I'm wondering if, during the season, winners of one of the previous slams (say, for instance, that handsome bespectacled chap from January) can keep slamming, just for fun/practice/glory/humiliation.
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In order to keep the slam open and flexible, anyone can slam, whether they want to make the team or not. June and July -- plus the All-Champions Slam -- will be closed, so not sure I want to be strict during the regular season. The only thing is, if there are more than 12 interested poets at a slam, I have to do the names-in-a-hat thing, and that means some peeps can't slam if they want to. So it goes.
AND note that poets who didn't slam in Jan. because of bad luck have double the chance (but not guaranteed) in Feb. because their names is put in twice in the hat (those poets are Yehuda, Jill, Ariel and Truth Is, I believe). Thing is, if their name isn't pulled AGAIN, well, dem's da breaks.
...or do you think that's harsh? Should those poets who reaaaaally wanna go out for the team be automatically entered into the slam if their name isn't pulled two months in a a row?
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No, I don't think they should automatically be entered.
But if it were me I might ask people if they're going for the team when they sign up (and if they understand what that would entail if they do make it), and, if not, tell them to wait and see if there are any slots free once all the hopefuls have signed up. That way people's skill alone would determine if they make it, not their skill plus their ability to be drawn from a hat.
Maybe it's moot. Maybe everyone signing up these days is looking to perform at the CFSW. Maybe the double-name thing covers it. I don't know. Just a thought.
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I know what you mean, about asking people when they sign up, but the shitty thing about that is that it'll turn people off slam. I mean, it already feels a tad cliquey right now, and the only way to welcome more people to the scene is not to confuse em with team rules, eligibity criteria, etc. But I'm gonna contradict myself and say that slammers should realize what they're gettin into, and that with the overflow of competitors coming out to throw their name in the hat each month, there's bound to be some Sad Sallies when they're names aren't called.
Oh well. As Vonnegut wrote, so it goes.
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Good points all. Fair enough. Thanks for the continued thought you put in to this, Dave.
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